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Diagnosis Murder #1: The Silent Partner
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Diagnosis Murder #2: The Death Merchant
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Diagnosis Murder #8: The Last Word
The final novel in the series...in stores now!
Hollywood and Crime: Original Crime Stories Set During the History of Hollywood
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Man With the Iron-on Badge
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Monk #1: Mr. Monk Goes to the Fire House
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Monk #6: Mr. Monk Goes to Germany
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Monk #7 Mr. Monk is Miserable
Coming in December!
My Gun Has Bullets
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- Science Fiction Filmmaking in the 1980s: Interviews With Actors, Directors, Producers and Writers
Interviews and features by me, William Rabkin, and Randy & Jean-Marc Lofficier.
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Lee Goldberg & William Rabkin: Successful Television Writing
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- Television Series Revivals: Sequels or Remakes of Cancelled Shows
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Booklist
- The Dreamweavers: Interviews With Fantasy Filmmakers of the 1980s
Collection of Starlog Interviews and features by me, William Rabkin, and Randy & Jean-Marc Lofficier.
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The Walk
"Harrowing and funny," ELLERY QUEEN MYSTERY MAGAZINE
Unsold Television Pilots, Volume 1: 1955-1976
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Unsold Television Pilots, Volume 2: 1977-1989
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Unsold TV Pilots: The Almost Complete Guide to Everything You Never Saw on TV 1955-1990
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-- USA Today
On the plus side, your reader must have a wonderful life, if something so inconsequential moves her to complain. I'm happy for her!
Posted by: Kelly | Friday, July 04, 2008 at 08:12 PM
See, I would have added the following, too: "And, you stupid whore, if it were in 3rd person you'd still get Natalie's thoughts. It's called a book. And in books you get people's thoughts." But that's just me.
Posted by: tod goldberg | Friday, July 04, 2008 at 08:30 PM
I think it was great that you moved to a higher level, from the smart comment to the patient and gentle explanation.
The clueless are attracted to the talented, I guess, and what the talented gets out of the incident is practice in making their ideas more clear and more simple, which in turn, increases the size of their audience.
(It works something like that.)
In the book, THE HERO WITHIN, available at the Writer's Store, the author says that after we learn how to be a Warrior, we learn how to be a Martyr, and this is necessary if we are to go on and learn how to be a Magician. Whether you agree or disagree, this book is really good for writers as it presents a theory of character development.
Posted by: Dan Williams | Saturday, July 05, 2008 at 07:22 AM
She likely also believes that the Fox News Channel is "fair and balanced" - ha
All things considered, it does seem odd to get your panties wadded about what a fictional character thinks - to the point you're going to quit reading books because of it. She might need to get out a bit more...
:) kim
Posted by: lucidkim | Saturday, July 05, 2008 at 07:30 AM
Natalie must have never heard NPR correspondent and Bush apologist extraordinaire Juan Williams.
Posted by: J.D. Rhoades | Saturday, July 05, 2008 at 12:19 PM
You handled that complaint very well, Lee. I too would have seriously considered using a smart aleck remark myself. However, responding the way you did was the adult thing to do.
Posted by: Amy | Saturday, July 05, 2008 at 01:00 PM
I'm a pretty conservative person, and NPR pisses me off more than Fox News, although Fox pisses me off, too (when the liberals are on). Fox seems to be more fair and balanced, not because the host are middle of the road, but becasue the other side gets a chance to voice their opinion. Let's see NPR do that.
Posted by: Ann Peek | Saturday, July 05, 2008 at 01:18 PM
One of the curses of our times is the multitude of ideologized readers of fiction. They often assume that the views of the characters are those of the author. Or they are peeved at any views expressed in the novel other than their own.
I've had a bookseller refuse to handle one of my novels, The Buffalo Commons, which dealt with restoring the prairies to their original estate (which the novel obviously supports). I made the mistake of making one of the environmentalist characters a power-hungry bad-ass, and making some fun of trendy people who operate foundations. So he refused to handle the novel.
Posted by: Richard S. Wheeler | Saturday, July 05, 2008 at 04:16 PM
Readers want to see their bias be it in newspapers or novels. A poower hungry bad ass directed toward a good cause like ecological restoration is a good thing. Without it the thing wouldn't happen. Issues have to be driven by those with the guts to sick their neck out. Civil rights, for example.
I just completed my first week as a Montana newspaper reporter. In four days, I was on the front page six times, interviewed Montana's senator, met the governor and every local politician in Park County. Tough to top that, but I'll certainly try.
Posted by: Mark A. York | Saturday, July 05, 2008 at 09:57 PM
Wow, Mark, you are rolling!
Is the newspaper on-line?
Posted by: Dan Williams | Sunday, July 06, 2008 at 10:00 AM
Not surprisingly, each and all appied their own prism to your prose, hoping to claim an ally -- or ID a sworn foe. Personally I get a kick out of a narrator expessing an opinion, even a fictional one. Maybe in the next book you could give it a whole chapter (not kidding -- put everybody's politics in, mix it up, see what happens.) Coming from Chicago, where we don't declare war on those we disaree with (except in print), I've gotten used to hearing views to the left of Lenin and to right of Genghis Khan, and I learned long ago not to take any of it personally. Feel free to diaagree -- everyone does anyway.
Posted by: Mike Doran | Monday, July 07, 2008 at 10:13 AM
NPR? Liberal?!
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Only in the sense that, say, the Washington Post or David Broder are liberal! Which is to say: blandly, banally, simperingly faux-centrist.
Posted by: cavillor | Tuesday, August 05, 2008 at 07:20 AM