Publicists Who Can't Publicize Themselves

I got this spam email not long ago from Brian Feinblum at Planned Television Arts, a PR firm (the typos are his):

I saw you and your books listed in a directory at this past weekend’s Book Expo. The only mystery for mystery authors to solve is: How can you secure effective publicity for your books? I am happy to say we have a solution. Planned Television Arts is the nation’s largest and oldest book promoters. As such we invite you to send info about your most recent or upcoming book and we can customized a plan that world for you.

If their "customized plan" and PR savvy is anything like their customized emails, it's a wonder they are still in business. Milton Kahn is another one. I got a spam email  from him recently. Here's the first line:

I would like to make you aware of my public relations company as I feel I could be a perfect fit in helping you promote and publicize your current or upcoming book on a national level.

What a grabber, huh? If that's his idea of a compelling lead, imagine what he could do for me! My check is in the mail, Milt.

Comments

[Jim Winter]

I got one of those emails.

Here's the funny part.

My publisher never went to the BEA or listed books there.

And he was out of business when I got the email.

That's a neat trick, listing an out-of-print book from a defunct publisher at the BEA.