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Hollywood and Crime: Original Crime Stories Set During the History of Hollywood
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Man With the Iron-on Badge
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Monk #6: Mr. Monk Goes to Germany
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Monk #7 Mr. Monk is Miserable
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My Gun Has Bullets - Kindle Edition
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My Gun Has Bullets
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Remaindered
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- Science Fiction Filmmaking in the 1980s: Interviews With Actors, Directors, Producers and Writers
Interviews and features by me, William Rabkin, and Randy & Jean-Marc Lofficier.
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Lee Goldberg & William Rabkin: Successful Television Writing
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The Walk
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Unsold Television Pilots, Volume 1: 1955-1976
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Unsold Television Pilots, Volume 2: 1977-1989
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Unsold TV Pilots: The Almost Complete Guide to Everything You Never Saw on TV 1955-1990
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Yes but you do realize that you're only portraying a section of a very large fan base right?
Posted by: Satan.... As It Were | Monday, April 16, 2007 at 05:21 AM
RPS/F, while fanfic, surely wouldn't be copyright infringement. If it's anything, real person fic/slash would be libel.
Posted by: P M Rommel | Monday, April 16, 2007 at 05:37 AM
Am I the only one who can't help but laugh at the people so completely talentless that they must steal the work of unpublished authors ripping off of someone else's work and claim it as their own original ripoff?
Although, this statement WINS the cup: "Just because it was written nearly a decade ago doesn't mean it's 'Fair Game' to those with NO imagination! WTF was this person thinking?"
And people who write fanfic have SO MUCH MORE IMAGINATION (I know that there can be imaginative fanfics, but it's still amusing.)
Posted by: Heather | Monday, April 16, 2007 at 08:31 AM
Um, Spike and Angel aren't real people.
Posted by: skybird | Monday, April 16, 2007 at 01:03 PM
I was referring to the remark, "Jabri uploaded the two RPS fics".
RPS = real person slash, RPF = real person fic.
Posted by: P M Rommel | Monday, April 16, 2007 at 02:16 PM
Fanficcers do not claim that they invented the characters they right about or the canon events they referenced; plagiarists claim they wrote the material themselves. Surely even you can see the difference.
Posted by: A. | Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 10:31 AM
Lee,
You missed the most hilarious part, their tips on how to spot plagiarism! Here it is:
BEING AWARE OF PLAGIARISM
The best thing anyone can do to combat plagiarism is to simply pay attention to what they're reading. Of course, no one can read every fanfic in existence, but uncovering plagiarised work doesn't have to be a matter of coincidence. spiralleds' top ten ways to spot a plagiarised fic are as follows:
Sex scenes are in a different style than the rest of the fic. Particularly for young writers who don't have a lot of sexual experience from which to draw, there is the temptation of cutting and paste in sex scenes to their fic.
The description of parts in the sex scene don't match the characters. If someone is describing a male character as having a G-spot, something is amiss. If Veronica is having an orgasm from Logan biting her neck and drinking her blood, something is amiss. And at that point, I'm nearly hoping it's plagiarism, not AU's Gone Wild!
If in her info section, the writer provides her age, yet her level of knowledge of a topic, particularly the topic of sex, seems rather beyond her years, it might be plagiarism.
The writing is oddly generic. There is nothing with specifics about physical traits of the character or mannerisms or accents or experiences or names, etc. Or it could just be poor writing. Not long ago I read a fic where if it hadn't been for the header telling me the pairing I would not have been able to identify it, I googled the most unique phrase in it. I didn't find anything and decided that it was unlikely to be plagiarism but just writing that could have and should have been tighter.
There are vague references to things in the lives of the characters that don't track. If Mal is brooding about things he did before getting his soul, don't automatically shrug it off as being a metaphor.
The writer is prolific. No, this isn't me being jealous of the prolific, as I realize that there are many completely legitimate prolific writers. But when someone is cranking out more fic than seems humanly possible in a given time frame, be aware.
The writer is all over the board in pairings, writing styles, etc. Most writers have favorite pairs they write over and over again. Favorite kinks. Favorite styles - gen or het or slash or whatever. Most writers do not bounce around. Yes, there are exceptions. (Points to self.) But like being prolific, if joined with other signs, it might be worth a google fu or two.
If the quality of writing improves dramatically from one fic to the next. Granted, writers should and do improve, sometimes dramatically, especially if she gets a beta after writing without one. However, if it goes from atrocious to polished without any intermediate steps and with limited time between the writing, you may have someone who was disappointed in the lack of feedback or lack of positive feedback and in order to get the pets she sees other writers getting and for which she is eager, she plagiarizes another's work.
Her Author's Notes are riddled with netspeak and spelling errors and overuse of ellipses, yet the fic is well written. Ex: i dont' know where this idea came form but i just had to right it... let me know if its gr8 or if it sux... (o.k. maybe not if it sux... lol...) Yet in the fic itself, the "I"s are capitalized, the spelling and rules of grammar are there, the use of ellipses is limited and appropriate, etc.
The names are inconsistent. What is supposed to be a LOST fic involving Kate, Jack and Sawyer occasionally has the names Buffy, Angel and/or Spike or maybe the names Veronica, Duncan and/or Logan showing up.
Posted by: skybird | Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 01:05 PM
Check out the current LJ/Fanfic crisis. Big laughs.
http://news.livejournal.com
Posted by: | Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 05:41 PM