Where Did Lindsay Lohan's Breasts Go?

I've got a lot of  writing I have to do today...but I can't seem to focus.  I'm sooo distracted by this burning question: Where did Lindsay Lohan's breasts go? (Click on the pictures, from Good Plastic Surgery, for larger images, no pun intended)

Comments

[chester]

Maybe she had them made smaller -- you know women with large oversized breasts tend to have back problems -- and anyway - when you weigh 85 pounds -- it becomes difficult to support HUGE ta tas! (.) (.)

[Bob Levinson]

My understanding: Lindsay sold them on EBay after losing out on a lead role in a series being developed for next season by Paul Guyot--"The Rack." The pair went for four or five dollars less than the successful bidder paid for an authentic shelf from "Diagnosis Murder."

[Maureen Hay]

Probably the same place her hips and waist went. She's lost a lot of weight. You get so used to looking at pictures of super-skinny women with breast implants that it's easy to forget that in the real world, there is a body fat to cup size trade off.

[Lee Goldberg]

there is a body fat to cup size trade off.

That's certainly been true with me.

[Jim Winter]

Someone force feed that girl some pasta. Yeesh!

And did the DM rack go for more because it's a real rack?

[Daisy]

Forget the breasts: where did her internal organs go? There's no way you could fit a liver, intestines and a spleen in there.

Man, that's disturbing.

[Philip Morton]

Well, Lee, I think the poor thing is starving herself to death, being in the laser focuse of the public eye suddenly and 24/7 starting at - age 17? I'm sure she's brainwashed herself into thinking she's too fat - even though she's one of the most successful 17 year olds in history. It's enough to screw up any well grounded babe, and the tragedy is she lost all that baby fat right out of her ta ta's. Shame, really.

[Graham]

I think you're all missing the point here - the fact that her breasts come and go depending on her weight means that they are real, if not currently spectacular.

[John S.]

Real or not, I like voluptuos Lindsay better. The Lara Flynn Boyle look doesn't work on her.

[Cornelia Read]

Or on Lara Flynn Boyle, for that matter.

[Cornelia Read]

p.s. As my husband would say, "Bitch needs a cheeseburger."

[Foster]

Ewwwwwwwww.

Someones been laying the anti-aging cream on a bit too thick-looks to me like shes lost ten years. . .

[Bill from INDC]

FYI

Lindsay Lohan's breasts were fake, as a few Wizbang posts clearly revealed last year. She had them removed.

[Clint]

Maybe she gave them to Britney Spears. Or not. Or did. Make of this what you will.

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp

[David J. Montgomery]

She's cute, but she still needs to lose 10 pounds.

[Wendy Duren]

David, you're going to hell. Save me a spot.

[Foster]

:)

David J. Montgomery, you are Satan.

[allison]

ewww i hate her but i hate her even more now

[TJ Bryant]

I just think she's too young to implants of any sort. She's like...what...16, maybe?

Sorry for all those horny 13 year olds who look for nude Lindsay Lohan pics...might I suggest Britney Spears?

[Gaby]

Lindsay Lohan is any ugly bitch period! Breast or no brests, she's a conceited bitch. And she looks even uglier now. She said black guys love her. Puh-lease after that racist and narcistic comment no black person is going to love her. What black guy in their right mind would lover her anyway?

[Jam]

They're real for sure. She just lost it along with the other fats of her body.

[Desirae Scott]

Lindsay, Eat a damn hamburger and gain some weight Please!!!!!!!!